I waited until a few minutes ago, when Claire was in a different state of mind and the twins were napping, and then asked THE question: "why did you pee on the floor?".
First answer: "because I forgot where the toilet was."
Second answer: "because the Wonder Pets did it."
Third answer: "because I was mad at Dad because he wouldn't let me have more milk, and I was hoping he'd slip in it."
If her act of vengeance weren't so gross, I'd find her (real) answer quite funny.
On a different note, I took the kids to HyVee this morning to pick up some dinner items and fruit, and Molly threw a world-class fit in the store because I wouldn't let her have a banana until after we paid for them. She screamed at the top of her lungs (and she's got a fantastic set of lungs) and everyone was staring and wishing I could calm her down. The only amusing part is that once they realized she was screaming for .... a banana (and not candy) ... I had six people in the store laughing at us whereas minutes before they were scowling our way.